Friday, July 13, 2012

New Moon

Joe takes a look at the second film in the so-called Twilight Saga. When you've hit rock bottom you can't get worse...right?

Short Review: New Moon is worse than the first movie. How do you do that? It possesses all the problems of the first film and adds more on as seasoning. Bella goes from being a boring, over-obsessive anti feminist; to being a cold-hearted manipulator. She uses the affections of all the men around her to get what she wants. The pacing is some of the worst I have ever seen. It is actually significantly worse than the first movie. While the werewolves, Charlie, and the Volutri are entertaining; they are not the focus, rather the boring and uninteresting romance is.

Video Review:


What you will Like:

  1. Charlie is the best character
  2. The werewolves are actually kind of interesting
  3.  The Volutri are entertaining to watch.

What you will Hate:

  1. Less than 30% of this film actually has a real plot.
  2. All the fucking montages!
  3. The pacing is horrible.
  4. If the first film was entertaining to watch in its corniness, this movie is so depressing and moody, any campiness is sucked out to be morbid.
  5. Bella is a horrible character. She has no respect for any of the characters, using them for her purposes only.
  6. The acting is GOD AWFUL!!!
  7. I had to pay a fine because it was overdue; I had to pay for this movie.

Final Score: BOMB!!!






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