Joe takes a look at the third film in the Twilight series. Though after a week in Tahiti, Subs may string Joe up for his opinion.
Short Review: Eclipse is better than the first two films. While it is not a good film, it is still an interesting viewing experience. It kills me to say it but if you get together with some friends to tear this movie apart, you will have great time.
Video Review:
What you will Like:
- Getting together with friends to attack this movie.
- The action scenes are actually pretty good.
What you will Hate:
- There is nothing here.
- The acting is atrocious. and unless you have company over for a roast' it will not be fun.
- Bella is a horrible person!
Final Score: Borrow/Rental
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Joe takes a look at the conclusion to Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.
Short Review: The Dark Knight Rises is a great conclusion to an awesome trilogy. Everything works. The actors are top-notch and story is filled with dozens of twists. It concludes the Batman story in the most satisfying way possible.
Video Review:
What you will Like:
- The acting is top-notch.
- The story is filled with twists and turn.
- Bane's reputation is saved from the abomination known as Batman and Robin.
What you will Hate:
- It ends
Final Score: MUST OWN!!!
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Joe takes a look at the second film in the so-called Twilight Saga. When you've hit rock bottom you can't get worse...right?
Short Review: New Moon is worse than the first movie. How do you do that? It possesses all the problems of the first film and adds more on as seasoning. Bella goes from being a boring, over-obsessive anti feminist; to being a cold-hearted manipulator. She uses the affections of all the men around her to get what she wants. The pacing is some of the worst I have ever seen. It is actually significantly worse than the first movie. While the werewolves, Charlie, and the Volutri are entertaining; they are not the focus, rather the boring and uninteresting romance is.
Video Review:
What you will Like:
- Charlie is the best character
- The werewolves are actually kind of interesting
- The Volutri are entertaining to watch.
What you will Hate:
- Less than 30% of this film actually has a real plot.
- All the fucking montages!
- The pacing is horrible.
- If the first film was entertaining to watch in its corniness, this movie is so depressing and moody, any campiness is sucked out to be morbid.
- Bella is a horrible character. She has no respect for any of the characters, using them for her purposes only.
- The acting is GOD AWFUL!!!
- I had to pay a fine because it was overdue; I had to pay for this movie.
Final Score: BOMB!!!
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Joe takes a break from the Twilight Saga to take a look at the rebooted Spider-Man film. Is it a great piece of film or another Spider Man 3.
Short Review: The Amazing Spider-Man is a great addition to the Marvel movie line-up. The actors are so good, you feel like your watching the characters rather than some actors playing characters. The story is strong with a great and natural transformation for both the hero and villain.
Video Review:
What you will Like:
- All of the actors do their job spectacularly.
- The story is great and a refreshing experience from the Twilight films.
- The Lizard is a GREAT villain!
What you will Hate:
- Norman Osborn's reveal is kind of rough.
- People leaving the theater wile the credits role
- Peter's Parents should work for Shield.
Final Score: MUST OWN!!!
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