Twilight

Joe takes a look (more of rant really) at the first film in the over-hyped monstrosity known as the Twilight Saga, but is he playing into a evil forces hand?

Short Review: Twilight is AWFUL! You don't need me to tell you this. It was made solely to profit off of the success of the much better Harry Potter franchise. The characters are all bland and most downright creepy or cruel. The pacing is the worst I have ever seen. GOD, THIS MOVIE IS SO BAD!!!

Video Review:

What you will Like:

1. The movie is so bad at parts its actually kind of funny to watch
2. Two of the characters are actually good.

What you will Hate:

1. This is a drama, its not supposed to be comedic
2. Those two characters who are good are constantly mistreated by the story.
3. Everyone else is bland or forgettable
4. Bella is absolutely insufferable; she is cruel, stubborn, and a Mary Sue (though a bad one)
5. The story is absolute crap. Its a 35 minute TV show stretched out to 122 minutes. The music is bland except for ONE muse song which is pretty kick-ass.
6. NOTHING HAPPENS!
7. NOTHING HAPPENS!!
8. NOTHING HAPPENS!!!

Final Score: BOMB!!!!

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