Phoenix 8 Productions: October 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Halloweentown

At the behest/order of Cendoo, Joe takes a look at Disney Channel's Halloweentown. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Short Review: uuuuhh...it... exists?

Video Review:

What you will Like:

I got nothing.

What you will Hate:

Not much here either, sorry.
Well, the acting is kind of poor and the plot is predictable; but its a Disney Channel Original Movie.

Final Score: Borrow/Rental (probably being to kind)

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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Cinema in Review Halloween special

Quick update,
The review of Halloweentown will be delayed until the 31st of October. It shall now become Cinema in Review's first Halloween special.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Random Video - I Sing at my Senior Talent Show

From my cancelled "Super Spectacular Graduation Special". This is me doing of my singing impressions at the 2012 Beavercreek High School Senior Talent Show.

Friday, October 12, 2012

After an email from a mysterious sender, Joe is forced to review the horrible 2010 "spoof film" Vampires Suck. Can he survive this horrible garbage or is this the final straw, and who sent him that email.

Short Review: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!!

Video Review:

What you will Like:

Doing anything other than this movie.

What you will Hate:

Everything
This is not funny, its not a comedy.
The actors are bad, unfunny, and the story is based on a horrible series.
This is the Sonic the Hedgehog of spoof films, loud, obnoxious and unstructured; which makes it unbearable.
The person who made me have to review this movie.
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
There are so many pointless, senseless pop cultural references.